What's wrong with the system

Only in Canada

In Canada , instead of applying for Old Age Pension, you should rather apply for the Status of Refugee.

It is interesting to know that the federal Government of Canada allows :

A monthly pension of : $1,890.00 to a simple refugee
plus : 580.00 in social aid
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A grand total of : $2,470.00 monthly
X 12 months
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$28,920.00 annual income

By comparison, the Old Age Pension of a senior citizen who has contributed to the development of Our Beautiful Big Country during 40 or 50 years, CANNOT receive more than :

Amount/month $1,012.00 in Old Age Pension and Guaranteed Income Supplement
X 12 months
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$12,144.00 annual income

A difference of : $16,776.00 per year

Perhaps our senior citizens should ask for the Status of Refugees instead of applying for Old Age Pension.

Let us send this message to as many Canadians as possible, and maybe the allowance of refugee could then be reduced to $1,012.00, and that of our Canadian pensioners (who actually deserve it) may enjoy the money that they have been forced to disburse in income taxes for 40 or 50 years, switches from $1,012.00 to $2,470.00.

INCREDIBLE NONSENSE !!!
BECAUSE IT IS THEM, OUR CANADIAN SENIORS CITIZENS, WHO HAVE ACTUALLY PAID !

What's that smell I smell

For weeks now the pungent smell of skunk has drifted through our neighbourhood, as the weeks passed the smell got worse, until today I decided to check an abandoned garbage can, in the pool of water at the bottom lay a bloated and well dead skunk.

My big question: who the hell throws a skunk out in the garbage. Don't they know that you have to re-cycle and compost skunks now, why else would the city spend so much on green boxes.

See ya

In the once quiet neighbourhood that I've spent 9 years living in we've had our share of people coming and going, the latest neighbourly departure was at the insistance of the sherrif and when that didn't work the police dropped by to make sure that the Arab squatters and suspected drug runners were removed. Seems that some people really don't play by the rules, the head of the household a late teen early 20 something was not born in this country, his parents moved out months ago and headed back to their land of origin, leaving anoterh unemployed, uneducated criminal in this country......he should have been packed on a plane and returned to the war torn country he left for a "better" way in this country...........better way isn't crime.

Climate Change is coming

Citizens of Ottawa and across Canada should warned of the up coming climate change that will sweep the country in the months to come. Due to the suns dramatic withdrawal from the close proximity to this side of the earth temperatures will begin to drop, the roads will become ice covered as snow rips through the towns and cities.

We can expect the weather to remain like this for several months when a warming trend will once again return.

And in this corner Abdullah "the Abdullah" Abdullah

Seems that reighning Afghan champ Hamid "the corrupt" Karzai has won another battle without even stepping into the ring after his close and yet not quite as corrupt opponent Abdullah Abdullah withdrew due to what he says is because " a transparent election is not possible" The Karzai camp has stated that they are disappointed. Apparently the pay-per-view sales in Afghanistan were very low. The Western promoters have been scrambling to find another suitable and easily corrupted opponent to replace Abdullah. The UN governing body cried foul after the previous bout was poorly refereed. Tape from the bout showed several head butts and low blows that were allowed should have resulted in point deductions. In the first round alone over one million points were awarded to Karzai.

The referees and side judges have been suspended until the firing squad can be assembled.