Wednesday, August 31, 2011
My new neighbour is a dumb c**t
A month or so ago a new neighbour moved in, a single mom with two teenage boys, two cats.. two dogs and two nipples you could hang a hat on..... seems that her ex-husband didn't like dogs so the first thing she does is get two dogs........what she didn't do is teach the dogs not to bark...and what else does she do..... puts the dogs outside at midnight..... 1am... 2am... or whenever she feels it's an "acceptable" time to wake up the neighbour.......this is where I come in....being the neighbour I have been barked awake by her dogs over a dozen times now......I was willing to give her a chance.... afterall she is a new neighbour and when we first met she came across as a nice person.........I called animal control a couple of weeks ago.....the limitations of my patience had run out........it slowed her down a bit........well this past weekend as my wife and I walked past the barking dogs one got off the rope and nipped at my wife's leg......it was a sneak attack......I turned as the dog started barking at me.....the youngest son came walking over and grabbed the dog......I explained to him in my outside voice that the "dog came within an inch of being dead, tell that to your mother" I was angry..I had every right to be angry..and if the dog had of bitten my wife or me......well this would be the story of the boy who had two cats..one dog and a mother you could hang hats off......so a few days pass the dogs are quiet and then tonight at 11:45pm the dogs are back outside........sleep gone again.......I went outside and confronted her and mentioned to her..well it was in my outside voice again.... that I was tired of being woken up by her dogs.........she then tells me that she was going to call the police because of my death threat and how her 13 year old son is so traumatized that he had to go back to his father's...she had told me when we first met that he gets the kid every second week...so that story doesn't fly...... the fact her dog attacked my wife didn't matter...no apology...no I'm sorry.....just her outside voice blaming me for being a shitty neighbour.......she decided not to call the police because she has a heart condition and didn't want to deal with it all.......like I friggin care as she tosses her cigarette away........I offer to apologize to her son.......and then gave her two options......train the dogs or get rid of them........as she storms out of my yard uttering the words......I'd rather move than have a neighbour like you...did you need a hand packing.......oh did I mention that it was her friggin dogs that are the problem........can't really blame the dogs......it's the dumb c**t that owns them.........really wish she had of called the police I'd love to tell them my side of the story..........what is wrong with people that they won't take any personal responsibility for their own problems....and then pass the blame on to someone else....I can only guess that her ex-husband had put in his time......and got out on early parole........when we first met I thought she was nice..........what a poor book cover guess this was.......nipples n' pups........
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