Saturday, August 18, 2012

My views on Syria, Iran,Iraq, Afganistan and the Expendables

They don't want help...they aren't interested in peace...the leaders are crooks...while I have always wondered how in the movies you can send in a small but lethal force of extra special black opps...including Eddie Murphy as Agent Orange...why isn't it possible for some extra special lethal force able to just slide in wack some nut...and leave...they can blame it on some poor rebel.

My suggestion is that for Expendables 3 they send in the entire movie cast...that would be enough to screw up some third world toilet...even as actors they are bigger than life...even if they are pretty much all five foot six and old...well except Stalone who is also loaded to the guns with roids...Arnold could talk then to death with goofy Austrian puns about...I'll be back...I let him go and Hasta la Vista baby...he must be tough as nails after spending most of his life married to Skeletor...and then banging Helda the cleaning lady...really Arnold...you had your pick of the hotest women on the planet and you went with two that Charlie Sheen on a bad drug day wouldn't touch...so you know that Arnold is ready for some third world action.

We have former British diver Jason Statham...Jet Li a washed up kung fu kick him up actor...David Carradine not being avaliable as his closet boner got him well hung...Dolt Lungren got beat up by Rocky and was banging the same woman that Arnold was...until Arnold met Skeletor and found politics...So during all this how come Kurt Russell who escaped from New York and Los Angeles wasn't added to the list...he's married to Goldie Hawn that's why...he has a reason not to join the Washedupables.

Big trouble is brewing and it could be John Maclean, just the fax ma'am.

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Pig Flu update

Well the pigs are still muddy and the drug companies are still high fives all around...the World Health Organization or WHO...Who are you...who...who still haven't figured out how they fucked up so badly...oh ya and it still turned out to be nothing...You read it here first.

Monday, August 13, 2012

Leaving the trash behind

At the end of the month we are moving and with that we will be leaving the human trash that has planted the thorns of dislike...nipples and pups became nipples and pup...one of her yappy fuckin dogs vanished and I can only assume she had it wacked... she seems to be the type....she vanished a few weeks ago...we have not noticed an unsual scent from next door so we can only assume that she isn't curled up in the corner of a room somewhere  with the other dog feasting on her rancid body...although she was kinda rancid already.  The welfare cases on the other side had great plans on going to music school but instead of planning the best way to get there chose to smoke...smoke...drink and smoke more...on and then had no money for school...tough to save when you spend close to $800 a month on drugs....beer...and cigarettes...my heart bleeds for them...the mind is such a thing to waste...or is it just wasted.

While I like the neighbourhood and most of the people in it...time has come to leave the trash behind...my final wish is that whoever moves in here hates life more than the neighbours...and likes to share.

Today

I came to a conclusion...

Monday, Monday I hate this day

So this morning I got out of bed on the wrong side... fell into my urine soaked corn flakes and then burnt my toast...I met all the shit drivers today as well...the ones that got their drivers licence from the same urine soaked box of corn flakes.

Monday should start later in the week