Skeletor and Maria Shriver

It has recently come to light that super bad guy Skeletor and Maria Shriver former Mrs Arnold "aaaggagagaggagagagagagagagag" Schwarzenegger were indeed brother and sister.  Separated at birth Skeletor went on to do battle with He Man Master of the Universe and Maria went on to also do battle with the He Man seven time Master of the Universe.

Honey Boo Boo update

Honey boo boo is to the  south what Snookie is to New Jersey, only younger and hasn't had a kid yet.

A quick political notice

It really does not matter who becomes the leader of any country on this planet, the face changes but nothing else does.  They continue to just suck the life out of everyone under the umbrela that they are different, they are not.  They don't enter politics to become wealthy, they already are, that's how they get there, they enter politics for the power to rule.  They claim to be sympathic to the "average" people, but the comfort words they use mean very little.  These people will never go to bed hungry, they will never worry about how little gas they can afford to put in the car so that they can still buy a loaf of bread, they don't know how much a loaf of bread even costs.  They suck at the tit of the nation and it doesn't matter who complains, or who questions them, the milk never dries up for them.  We are the tit.

Politics is a scam...and you are all the suckers that pay for it.

Honey Boo Boo....yes it was

What the fuck is wrong with a society that allows this kind of   disgusting swine to have a TV show, and then pay them for it.  The world is an ugly enough place at times and this just proves the point. The Learning Channel used to have some great shows before it decided to explore the underworld of the pedophiles favourite show...Toddlers and tiaras...and now we have the trailer park boys and girls of Inbreed, a small community somewhere in the proud United States of America.  The family that wears fat like a badge of honour, where being ignorant is a sign of intelligence.  Honey Boo Boo, "her real name Alana Thompson just doesn't get you a TV show I suppose" Her entire family, starting with the pig mother, sorry Glitzy you cute little soon to be packaged piece of bacon...yes back to the mother and her kids  Chubbs and Chickadee both from different fathers...well truth be told she has four children all from the shots of different fathers...apparently the men in this trailer park are blind as well.   I watched the highlights of the first season and came very close to scratching my eyes out with the cat brush.   What I have learned from the Learning Channel...not a single fucking thing.

My views on Syria, Iran,Iraq, Afganistan and the Expendables

They don't want help...they aren't interested in peace...the leaders are crooks...while I have always wondered how in the movies you can send in a small but lethal force of extra special black opps...including Eddie Murphy as Agent Orange...why isn't it possible for some extra special lethal force able to just slide in wack some nut...and leave...they can blame it on some poor rebel.

My suggestion is that for Expendables 3 they send in the entire movie cast...that would be enough to screw up some third world toilet...even as actors they are bigger than life...even if they are pretty much all five foot six and old...well except Stalone who is also loaded to the guns with roids...Arnold could talk then to death with goofy Austrian puns about...I'll be back...I let him go and Hasta la Vista baby...he must be tough as nails after spending most of his life married to Skeletor...and then banging Helda the cleaning lady...really Arnold...you had your pick of the hotest women on the planet and you went with two that Charlie Sheen on a bad drug day wouldn't touch...so you know that Arnold is ready for some third world action.

We have former British diver Jason Statham...Jet Li a washed up kung fu kick him up actor...David Carradine not being avaliable as his closet boner got him well hung...Dolt Lungren got beat up by Rocky and was banging the same woman that Arnold was...until Arnold met Skeletor and found politics...So during all this how come Kurt Russell who escaped from New York and Los Angeles wasn't added to the list...he's married to Goldie Hawn that's why...he has a reason not to join the Washedupables.

Big trouble is brewing and it could be John Maclean, just the fax ma'am.

Pig Flu update

Well the pigs are still muddy and the drug companies are still high fives all around...the World Health Organization or WHO...Who are you...who...who still haven't figured out how they fucked up so badly...oh ya and it still turned out to be nothing...You read it here first.

Leaving the trash behind

At the end of the month we are moving and with that we will be leaving the human trash that has planted the thorns of dislike...nipples and pups became nipples and pup...one of her yappy fuckin dogs vanished and I can only assume she had it wacked... she seems to be the type....she vanished a few weeks ago...we have not noticed an unsual scent from next door so we can only assume that she isn't curled up in the corner of a room somewhere  with the other dog feasting on her rancid body...although she was kinda rancid already.  The welfare cases on the other side had great plans on going to music school but instead of planning the best way to get there chose to smoke...smoke...drink and smoke more...on and then had no money for school...tough to save when you spend close to $800 a month on drugs....beer...and cigarettes...my heart bleeds for them...the mind is such a thing to waste...or is it just wasted.

While I like the neighbourhood and most of the people in it...time has come to leave the trash behind...my final wish is that whoever moves in here hates life more than the neighbours...and likes to share.