More WHO updates

As predicted earlier the pig flu and the bird flu will mutate and we will have the Pigs Can Fly Flu or the PCFF-09. According to WHO, the World Hysterical Organization this "super flu" will result in great globs of pig shit falling from the sky, infected with the Mexican/Asian Flu, a dangerous mutant as it is a lazy flu that can't drive. On a more local note my next door neighbour has the mad cow flu, a potentially fatal flu as it results in stupidity. The symptoms include an overwhelming desire to have children by multiple fathers, invite strangers to move in and then argue with them late at night, have no rational parenting skills and pretend to be a nice person by any means possible while spewing lies.

In order to keep some of the facts about the flu in order. There are 3 types of flu.

Type A affects:

Ducks
Chickens
Pigs
Whales
Humans

Type B is only human and is less severe than type A but sometimes it's more severe than type A.

Type C doesn't cause epidemics.

Dog Flu affects:

Ducks
Chickens
Pigs
Whales
Horses
Seals

Hong Kong Flu 1968-69
Spanish Flu 1918
Asian Flu 1957-58
Avian Flu
The One Flu over the Cuckoo's Nest 1975