Hazards of Going Green

Compact Fluorescent Bulbs contain a small amount of mercury, a heavy metal that has been linked to child development problems and damage to unborn development. The compact flourescent bulbs are quite safe unless they are broken, at which point the mercury can become airborn. What is recommended, leave the room for at least 15 minutes, use a wet cloth to clean up the broken glass and powder. So at what point is it safe to use these bulbs........I don't use them......how do you dispose of them? well if you're the average homeowner that uses them, you'll probably just toss them in the garbage where they end up in the landfill..........so now that you've done your part for the environment by changing to the flourescent you've tossed mercury into the ground and eventually seeping into the water system.

Well thanks a whole lot for poisioning the water table..........was it worth the warm fuzzy feel good you had helping the environment?

Canadian Immigration

As the baby boomers get older and the requirements for incresed medical care becomes more important and necessary, the influx of older immigrants moving to Canada is now starting to put stresses on this health system. Immigrants in their 50's and 60's that arrive in Canada are handed social and health assistance without ever paying anything into it, this mentality has to end. Immigrants coming to Canada should have to work and pay into the Canadian health and social system for a minimum of 10 years before being eligible for any health or social assistance......Canada should not be the welfare dumping ground of international Immigration....Canada and Canadians simply cannot afford it.

Canada was built on immigrants, these immigrants were handed very little, they worked hard and they helped build this country.........they didn't arrive with hands open looking for a free ride...... Unfortunately immigration now includes the free ride.....so why work when the free cheque is delivered to them.

Wacko kicks it

The death of Micheal Jackson, according to some, has rocked and shocked people all over the world........as with the death of those idolized, it usually happens..........I didn't know him personally so I don't feel good, bad or indifferent. He was talented, he was strange, and he enjoyed the company of children..........he became creepy looking with the nips and tucks becoming hacks and chops. In recent weeks he was training with Lou Ferrigno, former Hulk and world class body builder. Years of drug abuse as a result of constant surgery would take it's toll on the slight Jackson...........he has moon walked six feet down, and it didn't matter if he was black or white.

Road Rage

So tonight I had the opportunity of experiencing a little road rage.......mine. It seems that some people feel that it is ok to just cut in front of a car travelling at 100km per hour while they decide if doing 80km per hour is ok........well it's not the correct thing to do.....as I pulled up next to the suv I glanced over at the driver........the black driver looking back at me as if I had done something wrong..............I understand why people get shot in cars on highways now.

So as in an earlier message today's asshole driver has been crowned..........lucky number 12.

Common Courtesy

As you go out on your daily travels remember one thing: If someone is kind enough to allow you in place ahead of them, especially when driving, give them a little wave thanks.........it's a simple gesture that takes no time at all and will have the other driver saying "you're welcome"..... as opposed to............what an asshole............it's your choice...........I personally witnessed 5 assholes today and 1 you're welcome.

Revised: After spending more time in the car today I have to upgrade the assholes to 11, with a couple falling into the catagory of complete assholes.

Cows Burps and global warming

It seems that scientists in Alberta don't have anything better to do than try to stop cows from burping.........as the story goes, cows are responsible for nearly three quarters of the earths methane emissions, this according to environment Canada.......what environment Canada didn't say was that the POE (probability of emissions) was only 50% but that the POE that resinate from a cows ass was nearly 100%.

What these "genius" scientists haven't been told is that the global temperature is expected to drop for the next three decades, then what.........I say let the cows burp and fart......lets keep this planet warm.

City of Ottawa councillors are concerned that the methane they let fly is also partly responsible..... they have decided to do a study on how they can be less full of shit............an almost impossible task.

IRAN part deux

Seems that a few extra votes went astray.........3 million......but's that's ok, according to officials, well it was the fans of Mahmoud Ahmadinejaddydowopadiddy that says 3 millions votes wouldn't change things.......of course they wouldn't.

Garbage men strike in Toronto

Not that I'm a big fan of Toronto.............you're garbage men, it's not like you have a tough job, it's not like you don't make good money, it's not like you need a degree in garbology to pick up cans, it's not like you even have to be educated...........so don't be assholes.

Obama the ninja bug killer

So PETA is upset because the Pres wacked a fly, what was he thinking, I'm guessing the endangered house fly population has dropped to somewhere around a 100 billion. It's not like he used a club to wack the fly and skin it, he could have simply grabbed it and pulled it's wings off. I thought the White house was a secure place, it may have been a PETA planted bug.

PETA protects flys and flys like to hang around shit, they are made for each other.

IRAN

So is anyone surprised with Iran........as if a fair election was going to happen...........oh wait didn't that happen in the USA when George jr was handed the election because some votes went missing in Florida..........Politics.

Tories suggest paying inmates for rehab

I thought that being an inmate meant that you had done a crime that suggested you spend time behind bars. What the Federal government is now suggesting is that they pay the 20% that refuse to seek rehab a bonus for going to rehab. I have a better suggestion..........don't pay them, don't cater to them, don't give them tv or computers or anything else they would find in the outside world...........they are criminals, they surrendered their rights when they broke the law, treat them like the pond scum of society they really are.

Friends of Lansdowne Park

First of all, you can't be friends with a piece of land, second of all, these people are mentally stagnant, like a swamp, nothing moves but the parisites that infest the water........this small group of people are the parisites that infest Ottawa. Like all parisites they crawl around and annoy, and like all parisites they should be swatted.

Face Piercings

I can appreciate the need to make a personal statement with piercings, but when they just look like zits..........it's not good........buy a mirror and don't ask your friends to be honest, they will lie.

The Fat Walk

Have you ever noticed how obese people walk, they have to lean backwards, thighs rubbing together and a pronounced shuffle......this is the fat walk.

Sadly the down side to being a few lards overweight is wearing the soles off shoes, the loss of penis size, and eventual complete visual loss due to "line of sight" limitations. In women the "GUNT" becomes something of issue, that is when the Gut hangs down lower than the C**T.

The bigger issues are that being obese can cause:


Diabetes
Sleep apnea
High blood pressure
Stroke
Heart attack
Heart failure
Prostate cancer
Colon cancer
Osteoarthritis
Being banned from buffets
Being banned from airplanes
Having to buy clothes at a tent makers

If you are obese or are living in a dream world of denial, fix it............just FIX IT.

Really really fat people

Enough is enough.............skip a couple of meals

Possible Federal election this summer

Ya ok, go ahead, let the Liberals take a shot at it, if they end up with a miniority government, then the Conservatives and the NDP can shit all over them just like the Liberals have done. NDP leader Jack Layton spews his "Canadians want to know" well Jack I have a surprise for you, no we don't, the average Canadian doesn't give a shit, the average Canadian is sick of listining to politicians tell us what is good about the country, instead of telling us what's wrong with it...........and what's wrong........pretty much everything.

Gun control..........registery hasn't done a thing
Sex offenders registery......hasn't lead to a single arrest.
Immigration...........close the door not everyone should be welcomed with open arms.
Youth crime.......do the crime, spend the rest of your life in jail.
Social policies that hand out drugs to the scum of society because they need them.
Our transportation system.......roads are falling aparts
Our border......just one big hole
Indians........just why do we keep giving them billions of dollars?
Health system.........wait times are too long
The list goes on.

Afganistan

Why do we keep putting money into this 3rd world dust bowl, the troops try and re-build it and the taliban destroy it...........Canada has to stop pouring money into operations that are going nowhere........unfortunately the regular Hafizullah bin bombin is probably a pretty good guy, but why do we sacrifice our military to protect him when it is becoming more obvious that Canada is not welcome in Afganistan.

Time to pack up and come home.

The bus driver

I took the bus today and the driver was a jerk, I guess making above average money with good benefits and little education can make you grumpy........

Stupidity Pandemic

Is it just me or are all politicians really stupid? There should be an alert, it seems that the stupidity of politicians is spreading. It's pretty much a worldwide problem, every country deals with it. I can only speak of Canadian politicians as I listen to the thoughts drain from their phlegm filled heads on daily basis. I have finaily come to the conclusion that I don't want to listen to any of it anymore..........The Liberals are all over the Conservatives for not dealing with the aging reactor in Chalk River, but during the 53 years the reactor has been online the Liberals were responsible for 26 years, many of those years during a time when it was nearing it's end and would have required more upkeep. It is very hard for the Liberals to point fingers when they were also responsible for maintaining the reactor. The Liberals were all over the Conservatives for not putting enough money into stimulate the economy, but when the Conservatives did add additional money to the package the Liberals complained that it was too much money.............they spew stupidity at every turn........it's a pandemic.

On being Politically Correct........ fuck it

Why should I be, why should I be forced to agree with people from another country that are more concerned about what's wrong with this country and less about what's wrong with them. They can't drive, they don't speak my language and yet they expect me to understand them, if I disagree with their point of view I am a racist. If being a racist is being white and being born in this country then I am a racist, if you are black and call me a racist then you can pretty much just pack up your bags and get out of my home, this is not your home........chances are you came from a country that is at war, and is divided by race or religion, you turned your back and fled like a coward in the night instead of staying and doing something about it. When I read in the papers that one of your own has blown himself up and taken innocent lives I don't shed a tear, I don't really care, it is a war that your own people have brought on themselves.

We deal with enough political correct crap in this country without having to deal with the political crap from another country. Our politicians are so concerned about being elected and chasing the ethnic votes that they have forgotten about us poor white folk that have been forced to take a back seat and shovel the shit while "new canadians" are handed the golden key to the country.

I have been passive way too long with what annoys me, it is time to stand and say enough is enough.

Snatch this penis from my hand grasshopper

So it seems that David Carradine may have been the victim of his own hand while practicing and apparently not succeeding in the ancient art of autoerotic asphyxiation. Carradine found naked and well hung in a Thai closet died while pulling his kwai chang caine.

Weather Forecasters Secret Tools

Time to circle the wagons

The Mohawks have taken over the border crossing at Cornwall. Get all the wagons together, load them up and just move the outpost off the native land, build a new bridge that doesn't cross Mohawk territory and then close the current bridge to the Casino........problem solved

Politicians..lie...cheat..get re-elected

Politicians don't care, they never have, they never will, they pretend to, they fabricate their own truths to justify the juvenile attitudes they pass off in the "interest" of doing the right thing. They lie and they cheat and look the other way when they are wrong, they don't find themselves accountable for any of their own actions, regardless of the impact they may have. If they are in power, they spend more..........using taxpayers money to pad their own pensions, they fight to stay elected for themselves, not for anyone else. If they are in opposition, they oppose anything and everything, regardless of what it is or if it would be "good" for the country, that's not their "job", their job is to oppose everything, in hopes of becoming the power that spends the money.

The slick side of oil companies

It seems that the world is now falling into a new oil crisis, appartently we have "used" up all the cheap oil and now finding and refining oil will become more expensive, oil prices predicted to jump well over $100/barrel. Gas prices will make it more difficult to drive anywhere, except to the bank to get the gas cash. These same oil companies that were crying when prices were low, still had huge profits, now that the "artificial collapse" of the economy is turing around, they can be happy with the thoughts of record profits again...........thanks to the screwing of the public once again. There is oil, there will always be oil, certainly in my lifetime...........but the oil giants needed a new catch phrase to justify the increase in oil.

May I have more Isotopes please.......

Ya so another minister left some papers behind, shit happens, the scape goat gets shoved into the volcano and life goes in the House of Cards. We the people have been hooked for $1.7 Billion since 2006 to help feed the Chalk River Laboratory where most of the Canadian medical isotopes are produced, an aging facility that should have been maintained and upgraded by previous governments, afterall medical isotopes are considered important to everyone except it seems the government. Chalk river shut down May 14th.

Ministers in the current government are playing the blame game again......"we're just cleaning up a Liberal mess" Liberals are blaming the Conservatives. No one will claim responsibility, it's the way government works.

The Living Wage......another brain dead plan

Once again Ottawa has been gifted with the brilliance of City councillor Alex Cullen, the left wing socalist, begging the poor for votes in an election that is years away. Alex Cullen has decided to throw his pinhead size hat into the ring and run for mayor. Cullen has proposed that the City of Ottawa start paying a living wage to people the city employes, contractors and anyone else that does business with the city. What he wants is to increase the minimum wage for this group of people from $9.50 to $13.25. Why this group would "deserve" more money than the rest of the minimum wage workers in Ottawa is beyond my thinking. The City of Ottawa is already overtaxed, seniors, pensioners and low income familes see savings vanish at the hands of the tax houdinis. We have property taxes, sewer taxes, land taxes, tree taxes, taxes on what we buy, what we eat, where we go, what we drive. How Cullen thinks that his plan won't raise taxes again is misguided..........it is simply another politician tossing the low income a bone in hopes of getting elected........... Ottawa doesn't need him or his delusional ideas.