Pig flu symptoms

According to medical authorities the following symptoms are related to Pig Flu:

If you have a fever of 100 degrees or higher.......plus any of the following 2 symptoms.

Cough
Sore throat
Headache
Tired or fatigue
Aching muscles or joints
Runny nose
Chills

I have 2 or more of these on a regular basis... pretty much have at least 3 on a daily basis. Matter of fact, most people I know have 2 or more of these everyday.

These Flu symptoms are also related to:

West Nile
Bubonic Plague
Common Cold
Ebola Virus


Physical activities
Work related activities
Weather related activities
Just doing stuff activities
Sitting at the computer blogging too long activities

Pretty much everything known to man starts with these symptoms.......so if you have any of these symptoms stop what you're doing....go home.....lock your doors and windows......and hide in your closet......because if you're this paranoid..... you're pretty much fucked.