Victoria's secret

As I couldn't sleep late last night I happened upon the Victoria Secret fashion show.......what struck me more than anything was that with a few exceptions these beautiful women were all quite shapeless.....they talked of the 3 square meals they eat everyday, as well as snacks.......I have to wonder what a square meal is to these super models. All decked out in feathers and bells and things in between.....I noticed a hiss coming from my speakers....it wasn't until further inspection I realized that it wasn't the sound system at fault.....but simply the air escaping from the heads of these girls.