The ever so helpful Holiday Inn

Before I lose the swell connection again............I'm staying at the Holiday Inn on Sherbrooke street in Montrreal, not my choice of hotels but seems that my client has signed a new deal with them, I guess what they forgot to ask was......"does the internet work?" according to the helpful....yet well placed and obviously in a job that is above his education grade explained to me..."it works fine" I carefully and at this point with great patience explanied that my dial up is faster and your "fine" internet is the shits. At this point another well meaning and yet totally useless front desk boy told me that he would re-set the modem and if I had any further problems to call "handing me a piece of paper with a 1-800-fuc-koff" number. While I type this I have 2 other pages trying their best to load........not going to happen....... as Raoul the desk boy so wonderfully reset the modem to stun and fixed nothing...........just out curiosity.........as I wait for the pages that I really need to use for work snail along to load.........I find that porn loads without a problem...........I had a little laugh thinking how nothing else works but something that'll get you a boner works without fail............So I think when Holiday Inn came up with the "I'm smarter because I stayed at a Holiday Inn express" they were just wanting to watch some porn.............and as I sign off I see that my movie is ready.........Triple D tits and the midget......I can hardly wait...........