What's up with this

So it seems that A&E, the Arts and Entertainment network has some serious issues with Arts and Entertainment. For those of you that have seen the movie True Lies there is a scene in which Jamie Lee Curtis does a very tasteful and entertaining dance, if you've seen the movie you know what I am talking about, if you haven't seen the movie and are a normal hetrosexual male, bisexual male, bisexual female, or lesbian, the dance scene is worth watching, unless it's on A&E. It seems that seeing Jamie Lee's beautiful bottom is offensive to someone at A&E, as it is blurred out...........really people........give me a break........it's a bum in a thong.

Who at A&E decides what is offensive, and what kind of life do they have........I can't even guess who would find Jamie Lee's bum offensive.

Environment Canada warning

They have announced just now that there is a possibility of 50mm of rain, it's just a possibility, I guess the rain dice they threw came up snake eyes. More on this when it happens.


Total rainfall.................a shower.............right again.

Canadian politics

What a bunch of fucking idiots..........spend money, don't spend money, I just want my six years and my full pension, fuck the rest. The Conservatives come up with an idea, the Liberials don't like it, but they also don't offer any help in finding a solution, it's easy to oppose everything, especially if they don't have anything to offer. The NDP would drive Canada into the hole for ever, and the Block should all be in jail for treason.

The bottom line is they are all self serving, don't offer help, don't have any ideas, they just suck on the Nations tit and hope to stick around long enough to collect on a pension greater than pretty much every other Canadian will ever receive.

They are a bunch of children playing for the cameras everday, it's all a big joke.

Animal Rights

The animal rights groups seem more interested in protecting animals and less interested in the people that need animals to live. In many areas of Canada and around the world animals are the only food source, they are part of a culture, part of a long standing way of life, and these animal rights groups want to take all that away from them. I have no time for any of these self righteous hypocrites. Celebrities jump on the animal bandwagon to help keep their miserable and unfulfilled lives going. They jump on a cause to give themselves a reason to explain their pathetic and fake lives.

These people disrupt the lives of other people, without thought for what they are doing, they can't be reasoned with, they see it in black and white. I love animals, many of them taste pretty good, they others all taste like chicken. I have never had seal meat but can only believe that it must taste ok. I have had dog meat and it tastes ok, beef, chicken, pork, turkey, and pretty much everything else are raised for the purpose of food, clothing, income. I would find it difficult to believe that all these people have never had anything made of an animals hide, that they never ate any animal products. They are hypocrites, they are a waste of time, they should get a life.

City of Ottawa proposed transit system

What is wrong with these people that they seem to believe it is a project worth doing. Well 16 City Councillors believe that it is possible to drill a tunnel under the City of Ottawa, spend $1.4 billion dollars on a tunnel that will run from one side of the city to the other side and yet it won't help the transit sytem at all. This project is not a wise project, all it will end up doing is backing up traffic behind the trains at the beginning of the train route and at the other end.

These people have to go, they are a bunch of short sighted idiots, each one looking for a legacy project that they can say they are part of, it will be a financial disaster for the City of Ottawa.

National Gallery of Canada

Today I had the pleasure of strolling through the pride of the Canadian Art World, the National Gallery of Canada. As room after room of "art" unfolded in front of me I couldn't help wonder, "Have I lost my mind" am I so ignorant of what is art and what is rocks on a hardwood floor, what is "257 pieces of felt" on a hardwood floor, did I walk into a room they are renovating and these are the left over pieces piled carefully awaiting the dumpster in back. The flourescent lights nailed to wall, titled "flourescent lights" or something along those lines. This is art, this is valuable art. As I ventured though the endless piles of art it reminded me of walking through a dog run, being careful not to step in or on anything. I was intrigued by a clear plastic box that sweats, "the condensation cube" the "black steel box" the "box with four pieces of wood painted red" I thought magnificent, Canadian artists are standing the art world on their heads, the colour, the design, the total crap. As I left the building I thought to myself, "A piece of steel painted red, a fling of monkey poo" I was almost brought to tears, I could be a Canadian artist, I could title it.........."Monkey poo on Red Steel" it's almost to brilliant.

Just when you thought it ws safe to be on the roads

So tonight while driving home and sitting at a stop waiting to forge ahead I was almost hit by an elderly black gentleman drivng his small car like a transport truck making a wide right turn........he almost seemed confused as he stared out the side window at me, it was dark and the street lights weren't all that bright........ but what I found amusing was the big roof top sign board that proudly displayed the "Driving School" he worked for.

Swine Flu........further developments

I was right.

Things I believe are true

I will be updating this list as I discover new and exciting things.

Being Politically correct is not correct.

I meant to add this the other day........I procrastinate.

I haven't always learned from my mistakes.

I haven't always given 100%.

Getting even is something better left for next season.
Video games are suppose to be challenging.........just like pong was.
Everything in Life matters.
Never regret anything that makes you laugh.
Not all eco-friendly products are eco or friendly.

Not all Asians are bad drivers.....the rest are passengers.
Not all African-Americans are African, have ever been to Africa or are likely to ever discover any roots in Africa.
Not all politicans are crooked, the rest haven't figured it out yet.
Porn stars fake orgasms
Fake breasts aren't really fake, they are just in an altered state.
Professional athletes are grossly overpaid.......and I'd take the money as well.
Professional wrestling is fake, but the wrestlers are still amazing athletes.
Weather forecasters are like snake oil sales men.......I don't believe what they have to sell.
Not all blonds are dumb........I wrote this really slow for the dumb ones though.
Not all black drivers and bad drivers..........the rest are Asian.
I respect those that respect me, my family and my country, those that don't can leave anytime they want........... in fact I'll drive you to the airport.
I believe a handshake is still as good as a contract........to bad so many others don't.
I have great respect for the police, firefighters and the military..........and all are underpaid.
I am confused easily............what was I writing about again.
I would make a lousy Wallmart greeter.
Things sold at the buck or two, aren't usually worth a buck or two.

Coincidence

Don't know if this is just a sick coincidence but....

2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia
2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing
2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds around the globe.

Has any one else noticed this???!!!!!!!!!!!!! It gets worse........ next year...... 2010

Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong?

Tamils-not Canadian

As the protests by the "Tamil-Canadians" continue in Toronto I find myself disgusted at this group of people which have chosen to use their children as pawns in a cause they have no understanding of. The parents of these children, many who were born in Canada and are by rights Canadian are being handed microphones and prompted to shout "stop the genocide in my country" there is no genocide in their country, their country is Canada, the genocide is apparently happening in the country their parents have run away from. What their parents are teaching them is wrong, it is teaching them hate. If the parents of these children hate what is going on in their country of Sri lanka then they should take the hate back to Sri Lanka and fight for their country. As long as they use "Tamil-Canadian" they are not, and never will be Canadian. They are dragging their own children into their world of hate and will never allow them to grow up as Canadians. It is right for them to teach their children about Sri Lanka, teach the children the customs of Sri Lanka, and at the same time, teach their children why they have chosen to leave Sri Lanka to live in Canada.

Teaching children hate will only ever create adults who hate. They are the future, and they are shaping their future in a most destructive way, and worst of all, the children don't even understand why. Terriorists learn from their parents, children terriorists are taught to avenge the deaths of their people at the hands of their own people, other children. What they don't do is allow their children to grow up without wanting to inflict hate on others. The Tamils are raising the next generation of hate. In this country of Canada, they have no right to do so.

Swine flu update

I'm happy to report that there are 33,212,454.5 people in Canada that have not been infected by the pig flu. On a greater note, just over 4500 people out of 6.77 billion on the planet unfortunately do have the pig flu.

If you start to grow a little curly tail, snort alot and have an overwhelming desire to roll around in mud, see your doctor immediately.

I thought I'd seen it all

So today in the grocery store I watched a woman counting the slices in a package of bologna, thinking there was a reason, I watched as she put that package down and picked up another package and started counting again.........really it's friggin bologna.

The Economic Cull

Culling is the process of removing animals from a group based on specific criteria. This is done in order to either reinforce certain desirable characteristics or to remove certain undesirable characteristics from the group. For livestock and wildlife, the process of culling usually implies the killing of animals with undesirable characteristics.

Some of the top ecnomic minds and governments have now come out and said that the recession looks like it has run its course and the economy is now on the road to recovery.

What really happened was an economic cull, as by definition all the undesirable people and groups have been removed, the huge banks and insurance companies collapsed and the weaker employees are removed. So what is left to cull? the auto industry will be forced into mergers with other groups, the unions will collapse and thinned. The auto giants see the unions as a group with undesirable characteristics and should be removed to preserve themselves. The thinning of the herd, in order to save the greed at the top.

Day walkers

We've all seen them, these are boys and girls, men and women that wander the streets oblivious as to how they look........like vampires they don't own mirrors........they dress in closets void of light. The baseball caps on sideways, seemingly too tight to fit down over their own pin heads. Pants that drag along the ground as they shuffle through the malls like zombies in search of a brain. The girls with the muffin top fat pouring over the too tight pants, rings of goo circle their chubby bodies, when counted like a tree, reveals their age. Faces void of expression, personalized by pieces of metal protruding from their "never to be employed" flesh. These are the day walkers.

Many of them seem to travel in groups, migrating to food courts in search of their next grease fix, they slop down gravy ladden fries, washing it down with a red bull, just to keep the energy level up while the sound of fat feet scrape across the floor. We've all seen them, we've been repulsed by them, and we've laughed at them. This is the world of the day walker, homes without mirrors and friends without taste.

Environment Canada: The official weather guessers

Is there any other job in the history of the world that is as easy as a job at environment canada? Where else can you be consistantly wrong and still be employed, all you have to do is say for the next 5 days it is going to be sunny and warm with a chance of showers, and if it is cloudy and cold with rain, everyone just says, well they were wrong again, and nothing happens. If they call for rain and it is sunny, people are happy that they are wrong, but nothing happens. They promote themselves as the most accurate weather forecasters, and yet they aren't accurate at all, they aren't even accurate 50% of the time. How easy a job is that?

The probably of precipitation is 50%, how is that even accurate, how is that not just a guess, if they even say the POP is 5% and it rains, they are correct, how is that right?

Do we even need anyone telling us what the weather is going to do, with the shifts in weather patterns it is more difficult to predict, or guess or roll the weather dice and say what it's going to be like outside. The easier method, hang a string out the window, if the string is wet, it's raining, if the string is flying straight out, it's windy, and if the string is dry, it's sunny.

More WHO updates

As predicted earlier the pig flu and the bird flu will mutate and we will have the Pigs Can Fly Flu or the PCFF-09. According to WHO, the World Hysterical Organization this "super flu" will result in great globs of pig shit falling from the sky, infected with the Mexican/Asian Flu, a dangerous mutant as it is a lazy flu that can't drive. On a more local note my next door neighbour has the mad cow flu, a potentially fatal flu as it results in stupidity. The symptoms include an overwhelming desire to have children by multiple fathers, invite strangers to move in and then argue with them late at night, have no rational parenting skills and pretend to be a nice person by any means possible while spewing lies.

In order to keep some of the facts about the flu in order. There are 3 types of flu.

Type A affects:

Ducks
Chickens
Pigs
Whales
Humans

Type B is only human and is less severe than type A but sometimes it's more severe than type A.

Type C doesn't cause epidemics.

Dog Flu affects:

Ducks
Chickens
Pigs
Whales
Horses
Seals

Hong Kong Flu 1968-69
Spanish Flu 1918
Asian Flu 1957-58
Avian Flu
The One Flu over the Cuckoo's Nest 1975

Something about drivers

So as I make my way around the roads always watching and waiting for the next demonstration of stupidity I constantly wonder how some of these people manage to avoid the road rage that they cause. Being oblivious to the world around them really isn't an excuse to be a poor driver, unfortunately they don't believe that they are poor drivers. When they get home do they complain to anyone that will listen about how they got honked at, sworn at, and single finger gestured at, and yet not figure it out that there was a reason for the reactions from other drivers. What they see is that the rest of the drivers are really rude and impatient.

Everyday I witness, incorrect lane changes, speeding, signal left turn right, no signal at all, and a host of other near misses. What these people seem to forget is that they are behind the wheel of 2000lbs of metal, capable of creating a great mass of carnage in a split second, and when they do, they take no personal responsibility for their actions, but shift the blame to someone else.

Canada's worst driver, a great show to watch, however these people are bad drivers for a reason and they are not taught to be good drivers, what they are taught is to be better drivers than the other worse drivers on the show. What it is like, having a group of murderers on a show and the ones that look like they won't do it again get to go free without consequence. It doesn't mean that they have improved in the real world it just means that they are only better then the other killers on the show. What they should just be doing is weeding out the bad drivers, have them on the show, but they should never get to drive again. Someone who murders is likely to murder again, someone who kills someone with their car is still a murderer, and should face the consequences of their actions.

Until the courts and the pussy judges start handing out real time for the crime, nothing will ever change.

Pig flu update

The Scientists at the World Health Organization have warned the world not to eat pork from Canada as it may be infected. What they didn't take note of was that if any pigs show signs of being ill thye don't get shipped out, if a pig is lying dead on the ground it doesn't get shipped out. I suspect that these scientists just don't like pork and that thye are pig haters, he have enough hate in this world without having pig haters as well.

Ottawa City councillor Clive Doucett is an idiot

There really is no story to go along with the headline, but as long as I've typed this much i may as well say a few words. Ottawa City councillor is a friggin idiot, he rambles on and on about how beautiful Lansdowne park would look covered in grass and how the flowers, (like we need more friggin flowers in this city) would look as it all cascades down to the Rideau canal. Now close your eyes and envision how it would really look in 10 years if the City of Ottawa doesn't allow the only developers that are willing to spend money on Lansdowne park to go ahead. It will look just like it does right now, only with a crumbled stadium, and a huge empty parking lot, unusable because the buildings will be unsafe to use. Clive Doucett has spoken out against re-development, well except for grass and more friggin flowers, it is in his ward, and he is looking after all the "old money" people that live there. He is an extinct thinker and not a forward thinker.

Other people in the community have come out and said that Lansdowne park should not be used for a Canadian Football League team, as they have failed twice in the past and therefore would definately fail again, it seems that they can see into the future. How proud we are to have such brilliant minds living in this city.

Clive it's over, give it up, we don't need anymore flowers, and we certainly don't need short minded thinkers in this city, but do another study and sign a petition or two.

Breaking news

I really just don't care about some things, and other things I'm really against. On the other hand, I sometimes have an opinion on issues that don't affect me at all. The issues that do directly affect me I also have an opinion on, but not always.

WHO's in charge

It seems that every day since the pig flu, or when pigs fly, that there is a new spokes person for the World Health Organization, shouldn't they have one official communications person that deals with all the latest in the parinoid spew that keeps coming out. Today we have been told that the second wave of pig flu "would be the biggest of all outbreaks the world has faced in the 21st century" Is this not just more fear mongering, all it does is scare countries into banning travel, pork exports and WHO knows what else.

The WHO then comes out with, "things in Mexico seem to be improving", pretty much everyone that has become infected worldwide had some contact with Mexico, and yet Canada is getting dumped on around the world. Russia has banned Canadian pork, following China, how many more countries will follow this narrow minded stupidity.

Somali pirates

Ok first of all, they aren't pirates, they are just a bunch of thugs. I bet that none of them has a parrot, peg leg or goes oooorrrr when they talk. So how does the rest of the world deal with these guys, well the Americans had it right, 3 thugs, 3 slugs........end of story.

China bans Canadian pork and quarantines students

So it seems that China, one of the worst offenders of shipping lead laced products around the world, poisoning their own children with tainted milk, sending workers off to the mercury mines, and countless other actions against their own people. So what's their biggest fear now, eating Canadian pork, it doesn't contain lead, it doesn't contain mercury, it doesn't contain tripolycyanamide, also known as melamine and it doesn't contain H1N1. China has thrown Canadian students into quarantine over fears that they might have been exposed to the swine flu. What China has proved is that they play two face with their own people, it's ok to have children working around lead and mercury but we can't risk them getting the flu, just how stupid does that sound.

So here's my suggestion, restrict the Chinese from coming to Canada without being tested and screened for the countless infectious ailments that they may be exposed to in their "we don't care show us the money" third world country. Ban all products coming from China until they have been tested for lead, stop all food products from China.

I realize that none of this will ever happen as Canada welcomes everyone with open arms, don't want to rock the boat full of smuggled people.

Man to pig swine flu infection

TOP STORY
Worker may have passed H1N1 to Alberta pigsHealth authorities have confirmed the presence of H1N1 in Alberta pigs, and say the virus may have jumped from a farm worker to the animals, in what could be the first case of human-to-animal transmission of the virus.

That's a switch, it's usually a sheep...........do you suppose the sheep would be jealous?

A common hotel myth

For those of us who travel alot staying in the "right" hotel is important, for the people that book us in the hotels, the "right" hotel isn't always the hotel of choice. Allow me to explain, the common myth is that as long as it's clean it's ok, afterall it's just a place to sleep after a long day of work, this is where the myth begins, it is nice to stay in a clean hotel, I've had my share of...not so clean hotels.....what is important is that we must remember it is our away from home place to sleep, so it's important that the place to sleep has a comfortable bed and comfortable pillows. What is aso important is reliable internet service, and as I type this I received the message "internet failed, will try and re-connect" If dial up is faster then there is a problem, staying in a hotel where the only internet access is in the lobby creates the "but what about the porn" looking at porn in the lobby of a hotel, while has it's interesting possibilites, is also a little bit creepy.........so I've been told.

Having a TV is important, having a remote that isn't sticky is more important. Having a shower that works well, with a constant flow of balanced hot water is very important, as getting blasted by blister inducing water and then a split second later water close to the temperature of the North sea, just makes for a rather jittery shower experience.

Presently I'm staying in a wonderful hotel/motel in montreal. It is similar to staying in a "waiting for the twister in Kansas type of trailer", the air conditioner sticks out the window, surrounded by drapes that were cut for a much larger air conditioner, the sun comes up pretty early though the hole in the drapes. The bed is very similar to spreading out evergreen branches and trying to sleep on them, although I believe they may be more comfortable. My pillows can't really be classified as pillows, that implies something that a head would rest comfortably on, these pilllows do not offer that comfort. The internet will allow me to upload these thoughts, but not before calling the front desk for the fifth time asking for a new internet code to re-connect.

So the next time someone says at least the room is clean, be assured that the rest of the hotel experience is likely to leave you rather unsatisfied. It won't be the "right" hotel for you. Just as this hotel isn't the right one for me.