Sunday, May 17, 2009

Things I believe are true

I will be updating this list as I discover new and exciting things.

Being Politically correct is not correct.

I meant to add this the other day........I procrastinate.

I haven't always learned from my mistakes.

I haven't always given 100%.

Getting even is something better left for next season.
Video games are suppose to be challenging.........just like pong was.
Everything in Life matters.
Never regret anything that makes you laugh.
Not all eco-friendly products are eco or friendly.

Not all Asians are bad drivers.....the rest are passengers.
Not all African-Americans are African, have ever been to Africa or are likely to ever discover any roots in Africa.
Not all politicans are crooked, the rest haven't figured it out yet.
Porn stars fake orgasms
Fake breasts aren't really fake, they are just in an altered state.
Professional athletes are grossly overpaid.......and I'd take the money as well.
Professional wrestling is fake, but the wrestlers are still amazing athletes.
Weather forecasters are like snake oil sales men.......I don't believe what they have to sell.
Not all blonds are dumb........I wrote this really slow for the dumb ones though.
Not all black drivers and bad drivers..........the rest are Asian.
I respect those that respect me, my family and my country, those that don't can leave anytime they want........... in fact I'll drive you to the airport.
I believe a handshake is still as good as a contract........to bad so many others don't.
I have great respect for the police, firefighters and the military..........and all are underpaid.
I am confused easily............what was I writing about again.
I would make a lousy Wallmart greeter.
Things sold at the buck or two, aren't usually worth a buck or two.

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