They don't want help...they aren't interested in peace...the leaders are crooks...while I have always wondered how in the movies you can send in a small but lethal force of extra special black opps...including Eddie Murphy as Agent Orange...why isn't it possible for some extra special lethal force able to just slide in wack some nut...and leave...they can blame it on some poor rebel.
My suggestion is that for Expendables 3 they send in the entire movie cast...that would be enough to screw up some third world toilet...even as actors they are bigger than life...even if they are pretty much all five foot six and old...well except Stalone who is also loaded to the guns with roids...Arnold could talk then to death with goofy Austrian puns about...I'll be back...I let him go and Hasta la Vista baby...he must be tough as nails after spending most of his life married to Skeletor...and then banging Helda the cleaning lady...really Arnold...you had your pick of the hotest women on the planet and you went with two that Charlie Sheen on a bad drug day wouldn't touch...so you know that Arnold is ready for some third world action.
We have former British diver Jason Statham...Jet Li a washed up kung fu kick him up actor...David Carradine not being avaliable as his closet boner got him well hung...Dolt Lungren got beat up by Rocky and was banging the same woman that Arnold was...until Arnold met Skeletor and found politics...So during all this how come Kurt Russell who escaped from New York and Los Angeles wasn't added to the list...he's married to Goldie Hawn that's why...he has a reason not to join the Washedupables.
Big trouble is brewing and it could be John Maclean, just the fax ma'am.
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