Saturday, June 13, 2009

The Fat Walk

Have you ever noticed how obese people walk, they have to lean backwards, thighs rubbing together and a pronounced shuffle......this is the fat walk.

Sadly the down side to being a few lards overweight is wearing the soles off shoes, the loss of penis size, and eventual complete visual loss due to "line of sight" limitations. In women the "GUNT" becomes something of issue, that is when the Gut hangs down lower than the C**T.

The bigger issues are that being obese can cause:


Diabetes
Sleep apnea
High blood pressure
Stroke
Heart attack
Heart failure
Prostate cancer
Colon cancer
Osteoarthritis
Being banned from buffets
Being banned from airplanes
Having to buy clothes at a tent makers

If you are obese or are living in a dream world of denial, fix it............just FIX IT.

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