Micheal Jackson memorial tickets

What are the odds that the "random" giving away of tickets for the star studded Micheal Jackson memorial and circus ( I hope bubbles has a ticket) would turn into a dream event for online scalpers. Anything to make a dollar I suppose, or in the ebay case 10 thousand dollars to sit in an arena and listen to people praise the very talented sideshow freak. I suppose if he was cremated it really would have been more of a roast.